The Therapy Crouch

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.


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Recent Episodes
  • This Film Made Her Cancel Her Wedding!
    May 6, 2025 – 55:16
  • 'She’s Pregnant, Can’t Go And Still Has to Pay?!'
    May 1, 2025 – 35:01
  • How Holidays Can Make Or BREAK Your Marriage

    Apr 29, 2025 – 50:30
  • "I Wanted Relationship Counselling at 30,000 Feet!"
    Apr 24, 2025 – 27:45
  • Erotic Baby Talk Is a Full-Body Ick, I Fake Allergies To Avoid It!
    Apr 22, 2025 – 46:18
  • It’s a massive red flag’ When Dating at Work Goes WRONG!
    Apr 17, 2025 – 32:51
  • When Bedroom Talk Goes Wrong!
    Apr 15, 2025 – 43:13
  • Is THIS Cheating? Married Listener Sparks Heated Debate
    Apr 10, 2025 – 26:55
  • “Peter Crouch Spent £8,000 on Guinness?!” Abbey’s Hilarious Reveal
    Apr 8, 2025 – 55:22
  • Better Record than RONALDO?! Crouchy's Stats Do Not Lie
    Apr 3, 2025 – 30:34
  • Would YOU Forgive This?! The Most Shocking Relationship Betrayals!
    Apr 1, 2025 – 56:13
  • “I Snogged His Best Mate… Now What?” The ULTIMATE Relationship Dilemma!
    Mar 27, 2025 – 27:14
  • Mother’s Day MELTDOWNS, Adopted Sheep, and Pete’s ‘Secret Swim’ Lands Him In Hot Water!
    Mar 25, 2025 – 40:02
  • Why Do Parents DO THIS?! – The Most Annoying Parenting Habit!
    Mar 20, 2025 – 28:33
  • Peter & Abbey’s CHAOTIC Ski Adventure Debrief…
    Mar 18, 2025 – 43:38
  • Peter’s Return to Anfield—Will He Bring Back The Robot?
    Mar 13, 2025 – 26:57
  • The SECRET to Finding Love After 35?—Elizabeth Day & Mel Schilling
    Mar 11, 2025 – 1:02:37
  • Abbey’s Savage Comeback Left Peter SPEECHLESS! Do you believe this brutal Marriage Confession?
    Mar 6, 2025 – 24:58
  • What REALLY Happens on Strictly, The One Show & McFly Tours? Harry & Alex Spill!
    Mar 4, 2025 – 50:50
  • Does Marriage Actually Change You? - Peter & Abbey’s Brutal Truth
    Feb 27, 2025 – 34:47
  • Biggins On Hollywood Scandals & Secrets You Won't Believe
    Feb 25, 2025 – 48:21
  • 50% of Men Have Never Done WHAT?! The Therapy Crouch
    Feb 20, 2025 – 35:44
  • Jordan Stephens on ADHD, Fame & Finding Himself on The Therapy Crouch!
    Feb 18, 2025 – 57:00
  • ‘Why Did He Lie?!’ Abbey Is Left VERY Unimpressed By One of Our Listeners, Therapy Crouch #AMA
    Feb 14, 2025 – 29:23
  • Love Is In The Air! Abbey and Peter Talk Romance, Valentine’s Day Disasters and Hot RODENT Boyfriends!
    Feb 11, 2025 – 36:28
  • Abbey Reacts to her SHOCKING WikiFEET Rating! Ft Salmon Sperm Facials #AMA
    Feb 6, 2025 – 28:03
  • ‘It Was Unjust, I’m STILL not Over It!’ Abbey’s Biggest Grudge Revealed!!
    Feb 4, 2025 – 41:41
  • ‘Can This Marriage Even SURVIVE?!’ When Tomfoolery Goes WRONG! #AMA
    Jan 30, 2025 – 29:03
  • ‘You’ve Got an ADDICTION!’ Crouchy Calls Out Abbey’s Shopping Sprees
    Jan 28, 2025 – 50:29
  • ‘Your Favourite Memory of Me Is……SOMEONE ELSE?!’ Abbey and Peter’s Greatest Hits
    Jan 23, 2025 – 32:19
  • ‘I Literally BURST into TEARS’ Peter’s Party Planning Takes a Dramatic Turn
    Jan 21, 2025 – 59:16
  • “Just DIVORCE Each Other?!” Peter Goes SAVAGE on Ask Me Anything Advice
    Jan 16, 2025 – 27:34
  • Abbey and Peter’s Guide to Surviving and THRIVING in January!
    Jan 14, 2025 – 49:22
  • Peter Caught RED HANDED Eyeing Up Birds!! Therapy Crouch #AMA
    Jan 9, 2025 – 33:14
  • Joel Dommet and Hannah Cooper on Naughty Nipples, Blue Balls and Keeping it Spontaneous!
    Jan 7, 2025 – 1:12:05
  • New Year, New Therapy Crouch? Let’s Find Out!
    Dec 31, 2024 – 24:23
  • Christmas Eve Special: The Crouch’s Christmas Countdown Finale!
    Dec 24, 2024 – 28:25
  • ‘BLACKLISTED from PRINCE WILLIAM?!’ Abbey and Peter’s Christmas Card Saga
    Dec 19, 2024 – 35:48
  • The Crouch's Guide to Keeping the Christmas Spark Alive!
    Dec 17, 2024 – 50:28
  • Crouchy’s Love of Women’s Tights REVEALED! The Therapy Crouch #AMA
    Dec 12, 2024 – 42:43
  • Abbey’s New Hobby REVEALED! And It’s The Last Thing You’d Expect
    Dec 10, 2024 – 1:07:04
  • Pizza Crouch
    Dec 6, 2024 – 35:19
  • ‘It’s Absolute Woke NONSENSE!’ Abbey and Peter’s Verdict on….
    Dec 5, 2024 – 31:21
  • (Not) Posh and Specs: Peter Launches a BRAND NEW Signature Look
    Dec 3, 2024 – 1:00:22
  • Therapy Crouch Makeover! Abbey and Peter’s Big Announcement!
    Nov 28, 2024 – 34:42
  • The Crouch’s Christmas Countdown: 1 Month to Go!
    Nov 26, 2024 – 56:57
  • ‘I Think this Fella is in the Clash’ Abbey and Peter’s WILDEST Night Out Revealed
    Nov 21, 2024 – 39:15
  • Flirty at 30! Abbey and Peter on Fashion Faux Pas, 3 Day Hangovers and Glorious Glow-ups
    Nov 19, 2024 – 52:30
  • ‘I Want to Put This to Our Listeners!’ Abbey’s 3 Questions She Wants YOUR Thoughts on!
    Nov 14, 2024 – 34:08
  • Abbey ‘HATES’ Who?! Abbey Forced to Defend Herself and Her Feelings Towards……..
    Nov 12, 2024 – 54:33
Recent Reviews
  • kasssy1
    Actually funny
    I heard about this podcast after listening to abbey & Peter on nearly weds with Jamie and Sophie. Must say abbey & peter are much funnier & nicer to listen to, good banter & they both seem equal throughout the episode. Will continue to listen!
  • gkp1400
    Great podcast!
    Such a great podcast! I love how honest, hilarious, and warm Peter and Abby are! I want to be their friend!
  • Josh Kaufman fan
    Adorbs &100% Great Banter!
    Best couple podcast, ever! Period.
  • Ejfnfbeo
    Tedious Abby while Peter diplomatically apologises
    I love Peter Crouch, he is clearly an intelligent guy and a great footballer who broke the mould in many respects. Abby, if your kids are exhibiting signs of being annoying and privileged then that is on you
  • Mceesh
    LOVE you both
    Listening from Chicago! Love listening to you both, you are absolutely lovely. Found you on tik tok and you’ve become my number one podcast. I’m in my late 20’s, single and dating and this podcast is hilarious!
  • Presto_magic
    More Crouchy! 🙌🏽
    Listening from Tennessee in the states! *Tn pass the pod Ambassador Putting everyone onto this brilliance. I love this soo much! Me and my misses are listening and you guys simply highlight similarities in our relationship! This podcast rekindles fires!
  • crouchlvr1
    Love
    Absolutely brilliant podcast. Love love love it.
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