The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan

Writer/comedian/low-income husband and father James Donald Forbes McCann does not own a boat—yet! It is only a matter of time before this soon-to-be-lucrative podcast changes that sad fact.


The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan podcast exists for one reason: to generate enough money for catamaran ownership. Yes, James can see the boat now, glimmering, as though in a vision. He could almost reach out and touch it. It is a beautiful boat.


Go to www.patreon.com/jdfmccann and begin your ongoing financial contribution to another man’s boat ownership today.

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Recent Episodes
  • Wimbledog is here
    Apr 28, 2025 – 8:32
  • Splish Splash - Full-Blown Poetry Recital
    Apr 14, 2025 – 56:06
  • Boat Reveal ft. Nate Marshall
    Apr 9, 2025 – 1:01:48
  • Newtonian Ethics
    Mar 16, 2025 – 27:40
  • and anime on my side
    Mar 4, 2025 – 30:04
  • Coin Laundry Struggle
    Feb 26, 2025 – 24:36
  • Underpants Thief, I Remember You
    Feb 21, 2025 – 25:50
  • Faux Real in Conversation
    Feb 12, 2025 – 55:22
  • CJ Landry Fires Shots
    Feb 7, 2025 – 1:02:02
  • wired and spent
    Jan 23, 2025 – 35:50
  • Making a Game | Selling a Shirt
    Jan 20, 2025 – 39:45
  • Autotune
    Jan 13, 2025 – 20:34
  • 2025 return ft. Dad
    Jan 6, 2025 – 30:34
  • the post-thanksgiving rest
    Nov 29, 2024 – 27:24
  • Business Lounge ft. Samantha Winnicki
    Nov 26, 2024 – 1:03:25
  • Tuned to JDFM with Amos Gill
    Nov 19, 2024 – 54:05
  • Several Huge Announcements
    Nov 10, 2024 – 24:07
  • Your Willing Heart Will Help You Achieve the Impossible - SMUDGEHAWKS
    Nov 4, 2024 – 55:12
  • ouroboros sampler
    Oct 31, 2024 – 22:19
  • Show of Strength
    Oct 22, 2024 – 23:40
  • Bowling Together
    Oct 18, 2024 – 54:30
  • HOUSTON WINE ESCAPE BOWLING
    Oct 10, 2024 – 53:06
  • Matt McCusker - Champagne Podcasting
    Oct 4, 2024 – 1:25:13
  • TULSA GOLDFISH
    Oct 2, 2024 – 24:50
  • The 500 club
    Sep 25, 2024 – 30:42
  • gathering place
    Sep 18, 2024 – 28:14
  • non-visual questions
    Sep 12, 2024 – 33:33
  • Shawn Gardini in Conversation
    Sep 8, 2024 – 51:40
  • Our Great Leap Forward
    Sep 2, 2024 – 23:25
  • smooth dolphin
    Aug 27, 2024 – 20:17
  • lugubrious huxter
    Aug 18, 2024 – 23:15
  • Aleks Milinkovic in conversation
    Aug 14, 2024 – 43:23
  • The Unbearable Drabness of Modern Interior Design
    Aug 10, 2024 – 33:23
  • Full Flight
    Aug 4, 2024 – 42:01
  • media domination
    Jul 29, 2024 – 35:25
  • Ray O'Leary in Conversation
    Jul 21, 2024 – 43:23
  • AAA (audio advice addition)
    Jul 15, 2024 – 1:01:34
  • up and down
    Jul 7, 2024 – 33:55
  • You're Beautiful
    Jul 4, 2024 – 26:35
  • huge ausnouncement
    Jul 1, 2024 – 21:16
  • guatemala
    Jun 24, 2024 – 37:29
  • mexico
    Jun 18, 2024 – 27:08
  • green bay
    Jun 17, 2024 – 23:27
  • portland
    Jun 10, 2024 – 25:54
  • Setting Up (ft. Blake Freeman & Eve Ellenbogen)
    Jun 6, 2024 – 50:46
  • Special Announcement | GOD SAVE THE KING
    Jun 3, 2024 – 2:00
  • HONOUR AND SHAME ft. Eve Ellenbogen
    Jun 2, 2024 – 28:10
  • PLEDGE
    May 29, 2024 – 26:04
  • make it snappy
    May 24, 2024 – 54:51
  • boyohboywowee ft. Eve Ellenbogen
    May 17, 2024 – 30:38
Recent Reviews
  • Chuckles3241
    Great Pod
    Love the podcast. Always funny and lighthearted. You can get this catamaran I believe in you!
  • danny kenn
    The Rough Rider of Comedy
    They call him the “Rough Rider” of comedy. James is descendant of criminals trying to hit the big time and he’s halfway there.Riding in on his Roo’ while making dollarydoos, he has blazed a path into the American comedy scene (and our hearts). He is much needed bright spot in this dark time of unfunny comedians and podcasts brought on by stool humping king of Texas. Keep on riding james! We need you now more than ever.
  • therealgageb
    AFFIRMATION
    James Donald Forbes McCann, you will GET THE BOAT. LOCK INTO WAR MODEE.
  • Gwallemala
    Smooth Dolphin
    Will do my part and distribute the pamphlet.
  • roboto989
    Family man
    James McCann is a real one
  • JSQueenie
    Wonderful and wholehearted pod
    James balances humor, earnestness, advice, and vulnerability with his aspirations of boat ownership. Love to listen and be cast away on the catamaran journey! ❤️
  • chrismc5001
    Bless this podcast
    🙏🏼
  • Cj the juice
    Don’t hide eve!
    Eve is great! She needs to be very active in talking on the pod! Great pod though!!
  • Fatdickmcgoo
    Only Patreon I subscribe too!
    Great pod cap keep it up
  • Sugarmuffin5000
    Whimsical, weird and delightful
    What an excellent podcast! I am honored to support this host and hope that he may soon be called Captain.
  • Big_Cat
    James Brings Joy
    Found James through Matt Fradd. What a gem of a man. I’m always thrilled when I encounter art that is both Catholic and holds up to its secular counterparts. Thank you, James! Best wishes on the boat.
  • Lola the Pup
    Please God, give this man his boat
    James Donald Forbes McCann is so funny that I now feel invested in him getting a boat. This has caused me, a non-believer, to take up prayer to do what I can to help him get that boat. I can’t wait to watch this saga unfold!
  • StephenColbertLover
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    Very awesome! Thanks for blessing the Dawgs 🙏
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