Recent Episodes
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You Pickin Up What I’m Putting Down w/ Mandii B
May 1, 2025 – 01:00:04 -
The Cialis Plug w/ Petey DeAbreu
Apr 24, 2025 – 58:35 -
Just Because I Don't Have Feet Doesn't Mean I Can't Judge Yours w/ Danielle Perez
Apr 17, 2025 – 01:10:42 -
MarieBettaThanUs
Apr 10, 2025 – 01:03:46 -
Loud in a Quiet Place w/ Aminah Imani
Apr 3, 2025 – 01:07:22 -
Hiding Nothing From NOBODY w/ Rob HaZe
Mar 27, 2025 – 01:04:33 -
Put The Blunts Away I'm Bringing The Baby w/ Rosebud Baker
Mar 20, 2025 – 01:08:54 -
Getting Pulled By My Sport Coat w/ Ontonio Kareem
Mar 13, 2025 – 01:12:22 -
Bangs, Birthday, BOUNDARIES w/ Hunter Harris and Peyton Dix
Mar 6, 2025 – 01:03:59 -
L U V Him
Feb 27, 2025 – 01:22:20 -
Dressed and Stressed w/ Eva Evans
Feb 20, 2025 – 01:22:52 -
Forehead on Zero w/ Larry Owens
Feb 13, 2025 – 01:03:49 -
Messiest White Women w/ Matteo Lane
Feb 6, 2025 – 01:16:02 -
Piece of the Tea w/ Liza Treyger
Jan 30, 2025 – 01:13:50 -
Are The Girls Gay??
Jan 23, 2025 – 01:04:27 -
Christian by Lies w/ Caleb Hearon
Jan 16, 2025 – 01:16:45 -
It BEES Like That Sometimes
Jan 9, 2025 – 01:11:51 -
Objectify Me Down w/ Tomas Matos
Jan 2, 2025 – 01:04:42 -
Tis' The Season To Not Be Sad
Dec 26, 2024 – 55:56 -
I Don’t Even Trust Me Anymore w/ Greta Titelman
Dec 19, 2024 – 01:05:17 -
30 & Regular
Dec 12, 2024 – 01:11:28 -
Tell Me The Good Stuff, Then Tell Me The Truth w/ Matt Rogers
Dec 5, 2024 – 56:30 -
Fake in the Front w/ Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar
Nov 28, 2024 – 58:27 -
You Not My Man But That Is My Money
Nov 21, 2024 – 01:13:18 -
No Eggs Left w/ Alex English
Nov 14, 2024 – 58:47 -
Love at First Ox
Nov 7, 2024 – 01:05:23 -
Introducing: MESS with Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin
Oct 31, 2024 – 01:30 -
"The Only Child Expert" with Kalen Allen
Aug 13, 2021 – 01:02:11 -
Talented & Terrible
Aug 6, 2021 – 01:00:50 -
"The Classy, Bougie, Ratchet Expert" with Ego Nwodim
Jul 30, 2021 – 01:12:25 -
Hot, Loud, & Wrong
Jul 23, 2021 – 01:13:24 -
Cowardly Lions Are Not My Type
Jul 16, 2021 – 01:04:55 -
Closure in the Comments
Jul 9, 2021 – 01:04:06 -
"The New Jersey Expert" with Chris Gethard
Jul 2, 2021 – 01:11:39 -
"The Assistant Expert" with Molly
Jun 25, 2021 – 01:17:55 -
"The Spiraling Expert" with Jo Firestone
Jun 18, 2021 – 01:00:16 -
Out the Womb Dehydrated
Jun 11, 2021 – 01:00:48 -
"The Immigrant Parent Expert" with Garrick Bernard
Jun 4, 2021 – 58:36 -
Adjacent to Fame
May 28, 2021 – 01:15:48 -
"The Drag Expert" with Miz Cracker
May 21, 2021 – 01:02:36 -
RE- RELEASE: Eat Pray Hoe
May 14, 2021 – 01:10:09 -
Why You on Facebook?
May 7, 2021 – 01:06:01 -
Call Me Regular
Apr 30, 2021 – 01:07:37 -
Bulletproof Bodycon
Apr 23, 2021 – 01:05:55 -
The Homophobia Lies Within
Apr 16, 2021 – 01:01:04 -
Waist Meat
Apr 2, 2021 – 01:19:57 -
"The Complaining Expert" with Jared Goldstein
Mar 26, 2021 – 01:22:54 -
Whole Milk for Your Whole Ass
Mar 19, 2021 – 01:00:40 -
"The Unofficial Expert Expert" with Larry Owens
Mar 12, 2021 – 01:15:48 -
Very Professional
Mar 5, 2021 – 01:09:48
Recent Reviews
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Nuno GamesUnfunny and MidBasically, two of the most annoying women you’ll ever meet, talk about how they make New York a worse place to live by existing in the most irritating and unprofessional way possible, all while blaming any and all criticism on race-based discrimination. A shining example of why having following on social media is not the same thing as having *checks notes* talent or anything remarkable to say.
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ZühelterNo More Guests PlzNgl this week’s guest was a lil harsh on the ears (Mandii B)! She sound like she need a gallon of water. I normally enjoy raspy voices like Marie’s… but the guest this week, no go. Please don’t invite her back, plus she was more than selectively ignorant in a lot of her commentary, which was only slightly entertaining lol. Y’all really don’t need as many guests as yall be having on the show, yall are def enough! Keep up the great work and the laughs!
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fck_tiktokJust started listening & I’m hooked!!I’ve seen tiktoks of the podcast & of Marie’s shows and thought they were hilarious. I made the decision to listen to them while at work and I’m actually busting out laughing! Definitely listening to every episode now!
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Najla AmberLOVE these two womenI thought my mess was enough for my life but I LOVE my weekly dose of Mess with Sydnee and Marie! Amazing comedians individually and they always have amazing guest. They are my parasocial besties in my head lol. Listen to these two if you want out loud belly laughs!
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John StuetzOne of the best podcastsSydnee and Marie make me laugh every week and I appreciate their realness. In today’s messy world, we need Sydnee and Marie as our guides lol.
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ILoveMozzStyxsThese Two 🤪Seriously, one of the best podcasts out there. Sydnee and Marie keep it 💯. The phone calls to verify stories are messy AND funny.
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AdrianSanSanYoooGurlz, get Lizzo on the cast?? She was just on sibling rivalry. Request 🐾 💕🌈
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beaglelover720Love love loveSo I ran out of episodes of Mess and am deep into the unofficial Expert. Thank you Sydnee and Marie ❤️ y’all making the world a brighter place
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JoyeYeeHiding Nothing from NOBODY is my new favorite episode!Alwayssss crying laughing listening to y’all but this one had me on the floor. 😂 Officially my “this her” episode for the show when I share. Love you guys!!!! Its up for y’all!!! ❤️
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Unhappy ChefIf loving Sydnee and Marie is wrong…I don’t want to be right! Sydnee and Marie are talented, hilarious, and beautiful (not necessarily in that order). Thanks for doing what you do so well!
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🌻♐️✨They never missSo happy you’re back! I’ve been listening since quarantine & have quite literally probably heard every ep. Some more than once. 😂These girls are hilarious, I look forward to them every week. I’d love to see them live one day!
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V tired 365Obsessed.This podcast Brightens. My. Day. Exactly the hit of dopamine I need in the am; a supplement to my SSRIs! IFYKY.
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Lauren101010Ear candyI look forward to listening to their stories every week. Both are hilarious and I’ve been listening since the Unofficial Expert days. When they started a new podcast, it was a no brainer to subscribe 😍.
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Kla123654perfect!The weekly dose of reality I need that only theese Kweens can deliver! 💖👑
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jazzyglamsI’m a new fanThis show is sooo addictive. It’s so good! I love the chemistry between Marie and Syndee. Seems to get even better when they add guests! Two black women yaaaaaas 10/10
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Joke100116LOL 😂You all have me LAUGHING out loud on the streets, the subway platform—people thinking I’m smiling and laughing at nothing… This podcast is a light in the room and gloom happening out there❤️
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7craig7Authenticity is refreshingSO refreshing. Need more!
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maggiew5120the funniest podcastliterally the funniest podcast out there! yall are the best :)
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pacopiece5StarI have never been able to get into podcast but this one has been playing nonstop cause omg yall are great 🤩
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Stevie58008Love the MESS hate the adsMESS is paying for Big Money Diamond and still hearing ads. 5 stars otherwise for getting to hear Marie and Sydnee every week!
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stephaniee1This was godThank god the chemistry between these too hilarious queens is back. I needed this and have enjoyed the guests, especially Mateo, you guys are so talented and gorgeous. Honored to be a Mestie 🌴
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janessreneeMy new favorite podcast!I love this podcast! Sydnee and Marie are so funny and have me laughing through my workday!
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austin hehe :)LOVE THESE GIRLSI love this podcast and both of them. They’re hilarious and their laughs make me smile. I also love their guests :)
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I laugh alone in publicLove the podKeep doing what you’re doing.❤️
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Not a bot, NYC dwellerSubscribe immediatelyLove this pod! Love their energy, their connection and their silly energy. Add this to your pod rotation immediately
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please no pleaseCall me MessicaNo notes 💓
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AgepplerHilarious, light &It’s giving where have these ladies been all my life! I only recently discovered Sydney and Marie and look forward to their hilarious podcast every week.
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MrsSC101The Ultimate Entertaining and Urban Enlightening Podcast!I absolutely love “Mess”. I like to listen when Im cooking and cleaning which makes these tasks a little less daunting. Sydnee and Marie are so funny, down to earth and honest. Love it!!! Thanks “Beeches” !! LOL
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FINALLY! Excitedlove syd and marieI love these two-theyre hilarious and I love to hear the mess and the liiiiving. The guests are also amazing, keep it coming y’all
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haitian91Always laughing when I listen!!!Ladies are fun, outspoken, and keeps it real! I really hope you find an amazing apartment soon boo. This has become my favorite podcast and hopefully you guys go on tour 🤞🏾(Atlanta)
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O’Shawn McClendonBinge Worthy — thanks Laci/LangstonRecently introduced to the pod but have been BINGING like crazy. Legit forgo new eps of my subs to just hear the banter between Syd, Marie and Andy. Remember 1/8/2021, 4 years to the day, when Andrew wanted to find something more fulfilling than being the third host (king/producer) he is because it was the Pon De Replay? Now look at him. I love it. Also hit the DMs Andy! Woof. 🥵🥵
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AritWaiComedic GeniusesI’ve literally waited for this podcast for 4 plus years. Missed ya’ll. Hilarious as always. Also, this is the first review I’ve ever written for any podcast. Though, I listen to them all day at work. Had to show ya’ll love. You’re comedic geniuses and I want to make sure I do my part to make sure you ladies are no longer underrated ❤️
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222CryBabymissed you guys <3So happy Syd and Marie are back! Still hilarious and always making me lol.
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TribbzthecoolThe voices of a generation!Deepak Chopra, Iyanla Vanzant and Jay Shetty combined could not match the life changing genius that this podcast presents.
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mmgalup5/5I love this pod you guys always make me laugh and make my day better!! - I’m so glad you are back!!
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HaydenwsComedic GoldLove the pod! Sydnee and Marie are super funny
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ChiNicky13Fun but inconsiderateI really enjoyed the first few episodes but I unsubscribed due to some fat phobic comments from the hosts. While all women’s bodies are highly scrutinized the difference between that and heightened fat phobia is how systematic it is as well as social. This review is looking out for the people like me who don’t want to be surprised with that rhetoric. I really was having a nice time until those comments, good luck you two.
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JoiLynnCooperYes!!!They so hilarious and quick . I love them . Give it to me weekly please and thank you!
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Ashley podcastSo happy you’re backfavorite funny duo. I was just thinking about how I miss their unofficial pod and I got blessed with Mess now
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circdesouleeHuh?In 2024 we are having conversations about being skinny… I’m sorry but who cares “let me be thin in peace” is pathetic. No one looks at you in disgust for being slim no one looks at you like you are less than. Being thin is NOT an issue.
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CalebrityFanClubThis podcast is on my prayer listMarie and Sydnee are such fun interviewers! The Alex English episode is very entertaining
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toni343Came for the Sydnee, Leaving cus of MarieWas really excited to get into this new podcast. This last recent episode (30 & Regular) really turned me off. The blatant lack of any critical thought regarding the fatphobia was disappointing and if I wanted to listen to this type of mess, I would have gone to the Breakfast Club or ShadeRoom.
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Monsieur YoungGlad yall are back!Honestly not sure I like this new format, but pretty sure it was a he11 of a battle between you guys and 4dog which is why the rebrand so I won't complain, just hope you'll keep all your old episodes!
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Andrea F. GarciaAwesomeMESS!!Do yourself a favor and follow these ladies! They are naturally hilarious and have great comedic timing. Marie is classic and is only getting better. Watch out now! Sydney is quick and witty and they play off each other beautifully. This is top 5 podcast and I only listen to 2 podcasts on the reg- shoutout Smartless!! Love this. You should too. Give yourself the gift or laughing to some real sheeeet.
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Parris BoydLove the new podcast!I was OBSESSED with their old podcast and still listen to the old episodes when I run out of things to listen to. I’m so glad they’re back! Definitely here for the mess.
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TheAnnamalAll Aboard the Hot Mess ExpressHere for this mess 🙋🏻♀️
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I_heart_treesAlready my new fav !This podcast had me laughing out loud and also nodding along to many of their takes on pop culture! LOVE that they don’t have any “bits” or games they play with their guests. As a long time fan of both these brilliant comedians, I’m excited to hear more from them here :)
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mkabaYayyyyyySo happy they are back!
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joel.funk<333I am so happy that Sydnee and Marie are back. Their previous podcast was one of my all time favorites and the chemistry these two have really draws you and makes you feel like part of the conversation. Add Never Dog Studios to the prayer list because BABY THE GIRLS ARE BACK AND ON BIG MONEY PLAYERS!!!! Now say THAT!
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kikia722Back and better than everSo glad yall are back
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