Pardon My Take

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On "Pardon My Take," Big Cat & PFT Commenter deliver the loudest and most correct sports takes in the history of the spoken word. Daily topics, guests, and an inability to tell what the hosts might be doing will make this your new favorite sports talk show. This is a podcast that will without a doubt change your life for the better- guaranteed, or your money back. *Pretend a reggaeton air horn is going off right now* PMT.


You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

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  • Perdona Mi Opinión
    It be a shame
    It be a shame if PFT wore his Apple Vision Pro for the whole episode
  • Devin - AWL 8x
    Sports
    I was just in the bathroom and after a minute of the guy grunting in the stall next to me he accidentally fired up Big Cat talking about the Browns bizarrely drafting two QBs before he could mute his phone. 5 Stars, subscribed
  • VT2012Hokie
    Cry Max Cry
    Max looks like he eats 100% of his meals
  • HankGleason
    Roast
    A degenerate donut deviant, Caitlyn Jenner’s little sister, an illiterate human thumb, and a (good luck with this one Hank) anthropomorphic meatball you can smell through your headphones give barely coherent takes on sports when they’re not too busy creaming their shorts over Baby Diggs and JOC’s model wife.
  • shawnypat
    Roast
    Big cat, you look like Jake the snake roberts. Max, you look like Horatio Sanz playing Ozzy Osbourne on SNL. Pft, you look like Ozzy Osbourne. Hank you look like Marty and Ria’s son (when they have one)
  • sketegrand
    Memes hates the Cavs
    Until memes posts about the historic Cavs series I’m boycotting
  • OlGregsMangina
    Roast
    Two 40 year olds struggling with obesity and hair loss talk about sports sometimes but mostly just do Mount Rushmore debates and tantalize their extra fat toady boy while their sickly boss fantasizes about putt putt the whole time and the way-too-online unstable tv addict is one more bad Jets season away from detonating the bomb he wears under his Luka Doncic Mavs apparel. There’s also a dog.
  • El TGray
    Maxwell Dolente
    I never knew you could tell someone had diabetes by listening to them rant about Philly sports. Thanks to this podcast, I would have gone my entire life not knowing that scientific phenomenon. #GiveBack #DiabetesAwareness
  • UsernameCB
    The Best Show. The Worst Time
    This is the best podcast there is. But if you’re new, give these guys a break. We’re at that time of year where they spend a ton of time talking about the NBA and it’s awful. Only time of year I skip a lot of the show. Otherwise, no notes. Memes will never get it. Viva. Welcome new AWLs
  • Mr. Dak Prescott II
    Roast of Hank
    Hank’s so Boston he probably jerks off to Paul Revere’s midnight ride. His golf game, It’s an insult to every divot he’s left from Scottsdale to Cape Cod. He’s the guy who’d show up to Tiffany’s wall with a 9-iron, take a swing, and knock himself out cold. And those takes? Did you steal them a drunk uncle at a wedding? Keep gassin’ knucks and missing putts, you golf-tripping, wall-whiffing disaster. The only thing you’re sinking is PMT’s sound quality-BING BONG
  • jdelvo28
    Hank is a child
    Hank is a mouth breathing child who cannot do any normal adult tasks. He wants a six pack and to be able to dunk but he can’t even do taxes, laundry, moving, his bed is caved in and he won’t fix it. Going without a phone charger for a week. A few months ago I watched him interviewing interns with mascara on from the night before. As he was being a complete uppity douche to the interns I couldn’t help but think that they all are probably better educated and more qualified for his job than he is. He’s only there because he happened to get on the barstool train as a teenager. If he ever shaves that beard everyone will know he doesn’t have a chin and just a fat blob of a neck and a mouth that never closes. Bing bong Hankie. Also max has an anger problem. Love the show, love you guys.
  • Rapadork
    Roast
    Pretty consistent podcast hosted by two guys who, if men could have children with each other, would be the co-biological fathers of Paul Walter Houser and Stavros Halkias. The angry meatball from Aqua Teen Hunger Force works behind the glass. “Hey memes, have you ever gotten this?” -The Lottery Ball -Jets Relevancy -P*ssy
  • JJ Milliken
    Roast
    Listen to the leader of surfing kidnappers from 3 Ninjas talk about losing all his money and children’s respect, some hippie named Patrick force awkward (although intelligent) wordplay in interviews just to get zero laughs, and the worst son ever forget his dad’s birthday to golf and glaze the second best team in the East. And just when you think they’ll get back on topic, the fat kid from Stand By Me gaslights a Wawa-knockoff Matt Berry until he almost passes out. IMPORTANT SAFETY NOTE: Show caution if you drive and listen. A man-child (not because he’s immature, but because he looks like an 50-year-old 13-year-old) will bait you into thinking he never laughs, then proceed to cackle in the background like an asthmatic goat, and make you think your car is haunted. Kidding aside, you guys are the best. Every day is like a mini road trip with my real-life buddies on my commute and it makes my day. Thanks guys! Go Jets, Memes!
  • Bruce Spliffsteen
    Roast
    PFT what’s worse being 5’5 or having the 2nd best QB in the nfc east with the initials JD. Binnnnggggg bonnnnnnnnngg.
  • Goofball inc.
    Pardon My Roast
    An insecure walrus on ozempic and his Pokémon card dealer wife host a podcast with their spoiled brat son and the overweight family bulldog, where they attempt occasionally coherent yet entertaining discourse regarding almost sports. A nervous group of juveniles whom I can’t help but imagine with underbites chime in from their holding pen every now and then. Would recommend.
  • I Hate Chaps
    PMT Roasts
    Listen to bad sports takes from an obese gambling addict, a mid transition woman, an illiterate trust fund baby and every single Italian stereotype rolled into one
  • Tjtide
    Roast
    A dwarf in denial about his baldness and a type 2 diabetic bully an autistic adult (Max) for 10-15 minutes every episode and make hilarious recordings of his over stimulated outbursts. Meanwhile, a “producer” who brings nothing to the conversation day dreaming about being a 15 handicap while a domestic terrorist chimes in with sometimes funny retorts from the booth
  • NM0000008
    Roast?
    Big cat, you couldn’t pull out of a driveway. Kids, haha. Fat. PFT, you literally can’t pull out of a driveway. lol, hit a pole like an idiot. Hank, no chin. Max, trust the process of ozempic. Memes, jets fan. Pug, bad boy.
  • Vargasmn13
    Roast.
    Corporate Henry, Donut Dan, Marlins Man’s step son, and a deranged man in the booth over shadow the star of the show President Pugg. 5 star podcast, 1 star softball team, 2 star golf 4 some.
  • Mccorkle99
    5 stars
    A fat middle aged father slurps and gargles back acid reflux while calling literally every person, place, and thing "the best." His step sister, going through a mid life crisis, is constantly put into a mental pretzel by an illiterate man-child who can't dunk and refuses to get a cat. 5 stars.
  • Big Cat Fat voice
    Big Cat Fat Voice
    Big Cat is Audibly Obese. The amount of fluid in his mouth and voice could solve the water issue in Africa. He should probably donate some to Chris Long. Poor Max probably has to squeegee the mic after they are done recording. It’s a tough listen when he tries to say “Stanford” and ends up just spitting through the entire word. Also if he tells me “it’s feels like” something again I might memes the Chicago office. Take the Lucy out of your mouth big fat.
  • Vince Louis
    An ad for dude wipes with the occasional sports comment
    Big fan of the 12 minutes they talk about football before they get to the meat of the show: doing ads for $150 hoodies.
  • My child’s name is fat cat
    A Love Letter to the Most Unathletic Dynasty in Podcasting
    Big Cat looks like every gym teacher who peaked during a JV championship, PFT’s sunglasses have witnessed more L’s than the Cleveland Browns franchise, and Hank’s still battling a ping-pong ball like it’s his sworn enemy. Max somehow thinks he’s still going to the White House, and Memes — poor Memes — is due. I’m calling it: Memes will finally win the lottery ball in the next 30 days, or I’ll donate to any charity Big Cat and PFT choose. Until then, I’ll be rooting for a miracle… and for Hank to finally accept defeat. Magic in 7
  • Breednuts1459$:
    Skipping Hank
    I skip any time Hank talks for longer than a sentence
  • Joey8923
    Unnecessary Max Hate
    You guys a miserable with your lives if you complain about Max. Hank and the booth boyz are a great added compliment to the show. PVO
  • Ajs1549562582
    Bring back Oldie
    Show has gotten very mid over the last year, which makes me sad because I've been a day one ride or die. Get back to your roots. Also, no one cares about Memes and the lottery ball.
  • Robert Clowney Jr
    Stuttering idiots
    This show has become absolutely brutal to listen to. See ya
  • dont dox me please
    Stale
    1 star reviews until they stop forcing max jokes down our throats. Let’s rip on max segments are old and tired.
  • Oak City native
    HPU
    Guys it’s High Point, North Carolina not South Carolina!
  • Brudd3788
    I can’t tell from the audio
    Is Stanford Steve I giant bald white baby?
  • girlnextdoor1234
    Sound
    Like all Barstool podcasts hosted by dudes, the sound mixing is unbearable. They’re either screaming or inaudible. Can someone pleeeaassseee do some sound editing?
  • Jjfrogs1
    Pardon my right wing take
    Sell outs. Trash spewing fools.
  • lahudzj
    Won my bracket last year. Expecting results
    This is the only college basketball I listen to or watch going into March madness. Won last year and expecting the same this year. Shout out rothstein and Titus
  • DP in RI
    Grow up Max
    Let’s record our man child producer curse people out for the 1000th time because his team lost and he can’t move on from it because he’s immature and cannot manage his anger in a healthy manner. Max you make Angelo Cataldi look like Mr. Rogers and that’s saying something. I hope Mommy shoves a bar of soap in your month.
  • bone1212
    Max screaming is annoying
    Max screaming is annoying
  • pulm/cc fellow
    Go Bears!
    Long but entertaining. Big Cat is my spirit animal. Love the fastest 2 minutes which is a work of art.
  • Pp9472
    Fell off but still ok
    I enjoyed it far better a few years ago. It’s still ok but I only listen how when I’m really bored.
  • Gmo247
    No more JOC
    Or at least go back to once a year. He’s unbearable for multiple times a year of interviews
  • Breno612
    Sports
    Serial Lebron Haters. Hank is a wet blanket. How does this guy have a job at barstool? Big Cat and PFT are the show
  • Music in Everything
    🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
    *the power of foreplay*
  • big iron 22
    Nomo Max
    I said what I said.
  • Cpmx86
    Harbaugh intro better
    If we can’t have electric avenue let us keep the harbaugh intro. The other one is booty.
  • Yeahyeah2324
    Once Great now Unbearable
    Used to be great but I have to fast forward every time Max takes the mic. Don’t understand why they let him have so much face time. Everyone listening wants to hear Big Cat and PFT. Been listening for 6 years and I’m done between Max glazing and Big Cat lieing to everyone about being a Bears fan then still ripping others for far less.
  • Gillionaires
    Strange Projection
    Listened to two episodes and both had gay rape jokes in the first 2 minutes. Weird!
  • WillyHone
    Bad
    This is one of the least intelligent and coherent podcasts I’ve ever heard.
  • goldendomer2014
    Repeat
    Good podcast but they need to clean up the repeating during their episodes. Many of the podcast repeats the same audio.
  • Dweezy976
    Less Max yelling
    For the love of god please cut it with the max bits and yelling. Sure before a big game for 5 min but I didn’t need a 20 minute segment on it. It’s a tough listen
  • Starpuck77
    AWL
    JOC is the best
  • Jacksonville bickering
    Can’t watch Super Bowl
    You said in the pod anyone who says they won’t watch the Super Bowl is a liar. I can’t watch the Super Bowl. It is on fox and I do not have fox so I will not be paying for the app to stream it. So I won’t be watching. Red dead redemption 2 is way more fun lol
  • ghjghkgh
    FAQ
    What is going on with all these intro changes?!
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